shout out to those 9 year old homestuck cosplayers at cons with supportive parents who have no idea how many times the word fuck is used in the comic their kids like
im going to go through my copy of romeo and juliet and write in all the places where they’d do the office camera stare
“O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you!”
*Romeo looks into the camera*
"Uncle, this is a Montague, our foe; a villain that is hither come in spite, to scorn at our solemnity this night."
*Lord Capulet stares into the camera*
if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car